November 2010
1 post
August 7th, 2010
Returning to old
haunts before my time. Feeling
like a wayward ghost.
August 2010
22 posts
August 6th, 2010
Not having to love
you anymore lifts such a
huge weight off of me.
August 5th, 2010
Lazy, half-formed thoughts
seem to be the only things
that flow through my mind.
August 4th, 2010
For better or worse,
our parents completely shape
who we will become.
August 3rd, 2010
Fruit salads taste great.
No metaphors here, I’m just
simply stating facts.
August 2nd, 2010
It’s good to know that
places like Colorado
exist in the States.
August 1st, 2010
The theme song for my
summer was “Unsatisfied”
by the Replacements.
July 31st, 2010
Seeking a balance:
I need a few more vices,
a few less virtues.
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July 30th, 2010
The day I grow up
is the day that Jane Austen
writes a decent book.
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July 29th, 2010
Grain alcohol and
prostitutes are the Devil’s
gifts to all mankind.
July 28th, 2010
I have learned that you
can completely hate a place
and still call it home.
July 27th, 2010
I wish I had dreams
that didn’t involve sex or
zombie invasions.
July 26th, 2010
Here we go again:
another teenage love poem
that says nothing new.
July 25th, 2010
My inspiration
seems to be a train that just
wont leave its station.
July 24th, 2010
If life came with a
Laugh-Track, I’d be the first guy
to strangle myself.
July 23rd, 2010
Walking alone, late
at night doesn’t phase me. No
dude wants to rape this.
July 22nd, 2010
Our relationship
is less functional than the
New York State congress.
July 21st, 2010
I have an awful
feeling that if I have kids
that they wont “get” me.
July 20th, 2010
If absence makes the
heart grow fonder, absinthe makes
the liver squander.
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July 19th, 2010
If Infinite Jest
was a bit less infinite,
I would have read it.
July 18th, 2010
All I really want
in this God-forsaken world
is something to say.
July 17th, 2010
Thank you for showing
me that there are some people
not worth fighting for.
Well Shit
I have been neglecting doing my haiku for almost a month now.
July 2010
17 posts
July 16th, 2010
The fact that “Pussy
Scented Incense” exists makes
me question my life…
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July 15th, 2010
That’s right, girls. I am
a stud muffin (emphasis on
on the muffin, though).
July 14th, 2010
I have finally
realized that I deserve more
than what you give me.
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July 13th, 2010
The sound of fingers
pressing and sliding against
wet, soapy stubble.
July 12th, 2010
A strange scent mixture
of apple pie and ant traps
makes me think of you.
July 11th, 2010
Goodbye, backyard days.
Hours spent playing “Robots
versus Aliens”.
July 10th, 2010
Hope the phrase “surprise
colonoscopy” is one
I wont use again.
July 9th, 2010
Midnight bicycle rides, spitting out poetry:
summer vacation.
July 8th, 2010
No matter the length
of your hair, I assure you,
you are ravishing.
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July 7th, 2010
Dear California,
spread some of the In-N-Out
love to the Midwest!
July 6th, 2010
She can never drive
without the radio on.
She fears the silence.
July 5th, 2010
Up on the wall are
light-sensitive memories
of the times we shared.
July 4th, 2010
Nothing like blowing
up some bombs to celebrate
your country’s birthday!
July 3rd, 2010
She is afraid that
the sole artistic part of
her is her sadness.
July 2nd, 2010
Red eyes, blank notebook.
Week of sleeplessness, and not
a thing came of it.
July 1st, 2010
Television Gods!
I curse thee for cancelling
the great Party Down!
June 30th, 2010
Either stick to the plan or deviate wildly, make up your damn mind.
June 29th, 2010
I’m not sure I will
ever understand what it
means to be your man.
June 28th, 2010
I spend my days with
thoughts of writing a story
on your parchment skin.
June 27th, 2010
Whenever we hug,
you leave a kiss on my neck,
like a signature.
June 26th, 2010
I apologize for
being such a terrible
pen-pal, Chinese boy.
June 2010
29 posts
June 25th, 2010
In a seventeen
syllable structure, it’s hard
to express yourself.
June 24th, 2010
There is no real way
to have a new beginning.
We build on the past.
June 23rd, 2010
What is a person
to do when home doesn’t feel
like home anymore?
June 22nd, 2010
I only have a
few months left to enjoy my
rotten teenage angst.
June 21st, 2010
She tells me to write
her stories. And so, of course,
my pen freezes up.
June 20th, 2010
There is no sound more
perfect than my name as it
rolls off of her lips.